April 30, 2014 by Preeks
I assume you are in good spirits. I also assume that with the current election season, you have been competently benchmarking all the action from political parties 24/7, ably supported, of course, by our seemlessly coordinated media and high decibel Television channels. Needless to say, I also assume you are documenting all your learnings. We may brainstorm on the same, any time you wish, as per your convenience.
I also wish to inform you that my Maid has done an AWOL on me. Looking back, I think the reason for that was obvious. My insistence on EATCFD (Efficient Administration through Customer Focused Delivery) seems to have not been in accordance to her values. But, frankly, it beats me why she was not on board with this. I was only trying to systematically improve her revenue generation mechanism through improved Customer Centricity. Beats me.
By the way, I have been constantly working out a plan to enhance my absorption rate of TV Series, with a well coordinated, 2×2 matrix, which give a clear understanding of which TV Show to download when, appropriate timing for watching it and best way to steer clear of unintended spoilers on Social Media. The results have been encouraging. Please let me know if you wish to have access to the same. I will talk to Administration and make the necessary arrangements.
I have been struggling with an important concern area for the last 10 months, since I started living alone. While I am empowered to make certain decisions, such as deciding what to cook, my lack of professional expertise in the field has been challenging me. I have, of course, endeared through this challenge and arrived at a compelling alternative, by actively cooking Bhindi and Aloo on alternate days. This fosters happiness in me (these being 2 veggies that I absolutely love) and simultaneously, provides timely synergies between my stomach and the fridge.
Apologies for not enquiring about this earlier, but how have you been dealing with the crisis of summer? I do hope you have been actively employing indigenous, best-of-breed, cooling mechanisms which are cost-effective and provide customer comfort.
This is the weekly update from my end. PFA 2 Dilbert cartoons, which I though were relevant. Please revert back for clarifications.
Encl: Dilbert Cartoons.
PS: In case you are wondering why on earth, I do have a very valid explanation. Today, I received a mail from my admin team and this is what the mail said: